Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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vocaloidtiger 12
Wow. That's just sad.
gonad_gobbler 1
All that counts is that you tried your breast, I mean best.
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Comments (251)
beckyxD 13
Sorry, but you kinda deserved that /:
trendkilla254 4
setup for failure.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, OP, you're kind of a pig. If you were that worried about the test, you would have focused on that instead of the ta-tas next to you. Next time, don't act like you've never seen big boobs before.
22jrdn55 15
**** never get old, you just cant get enough of them no matter what!
rcgirl2 11
That's your fault for staring.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Your a pig and you deserve to fail.
trendkilla254 4
next time 6 hours study 15 minutes to ********** and 45 minutes to take a nap
granolabutt8 7
You seriously need your priorities in order. I'm all for checking out a nice pair of ta ta's, and I'm a straight female. However, there's a time and a place. If you seriously couldn't even avert your eyes for a couple hours to concentrate on a test that you [allegedly] spent hours studying for, then there's something wrong. Either grow up and stop thinking with your dick, or do some concentration exercises. Try to read a chapter of your textbook with a huge picture of boobs on your computer screen or something, I don't know. I know that male hormones can be frustrating sometimes, but you're not an infant anymore and you need to learn some self control. tl,dr: OP racks disciprin.
bigmackin35 0
Proves my theory: No matter what boons are irresttsistable
spottyblanket 8
I hope she smacked you one, she isn't something for you to oogle at--show some respect, she is a person, not a thing. You probably put her off too, you creep
laladd123 11
Forever alone