Darcy
Spread the love
Today, I found out that the same doctor who came over to run Covid tests on my family actually infected us with it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Stay at home, especially you
Today, I got tested positive for coronavirus, caught from my antivax neighbor who doesn't understand personal space. She calls herself a "Doctor", so "knows best." She has a PhD in psychology. FML
Bhrugu
Hyderabad, India
Get tested, people
Today, I found out that people in the apartment to the left, in the one to the right and in the one above mine all tested positive for Covid, a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Non-subsidized
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Covid3.0
Livermore, United States
Neverending
Today, despite getting all vaccinations and taking all precautions, I've tested positive for Covid. Again. FML
Anonymous
Mom knows shit
Today, my mother-in-law decided my husband has COVID-19, read some debunked articles about how ibuprofen makes the symptoms worse, and scolded me for giving him ibuprofen for his muscle pain. I'm an actual medical doctor. FML
JasonThorn
Mesa, United States
Thanksgiving at home
Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML
HipstrCharizard
Nobleboro, United States
Double trouble
Today, I found out I might have Covid due to my manager's roommate getting it by being irresponsible. Two days ago, I found out I may have hep A from getting takeout at a restaurant. FML
DaChief
Highland Park, United States
Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML
zanaruka
The customer is always an ass
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
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RichardPencil 32
And who do you go to for treatment? The doctor? See, they know how to drum up business!
randybryant799 21
You had a Dr come to your house? Where the hell do you live?
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RichardPencil 32
And who do you go to for treatment? The doctor? See, they know how to drum up business!
randybryant799 21
You had a Dr come to your house? Where the hell do you live?