Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
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Top comments
vocaloidtiger 12
Wow. That's just sad.
gonad_gobbler 1
All that counts is that you tried your breast, I mean best.
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Comments (251)
bizarre_ftw 22
Best name I've heard in a while, I applaud Now stop being an ass
jroxursox1 10
How is this a **** my life?? It should be an I'm a pig. You deserved it ass.
StalwartKitten 4
This can't be the first time you noticed her. She set you up to fail. That should teach you not to stare at her breasts.
hateevryone 15
DUMB.....ASS!!! You never let something like that distract you. Now look at you.....smh.
JuuChan 3
Um... I'm not going to reproach the OP for checking out a nice rack. I'm a chick and I notice a set of huge jugs purely for the fact that they are huge. I mean, they're RIGHT there. But, I will call the OP an moron for letting it distract him to the point where his test gets taken away. It's easy: get an eyeful and then go back to your test. Not hard.
pagullarka 9
Ahh Boobies strike again -_-
HolaJessicaHola 0
That's the kinda stuff that happens when you're a slow douchey kinda guy
vbmg152 19
YDI!!! Not much else to say here!
FireFlie07 20
Perv, learn some self control.
Crazberry 5
I'm sorry but that's just a little bit pathetic... YDI.