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Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML
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Top comments
kikiface 1
why would you even want to find out?
trizzieb 0
your ******* nuts!
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Comments (261)
cathyran25 0
hahahaha totally made my day y would u ever try that ydi hahaha lol
div01 2
#2 u look sexy as hell :)
TheCLANNAD 0
guess what nutcheck thursday is a official holiday in my school
antoinewinston 0
idiot...ydi
smashingpuppies1 0
how?? i wanna try
bfffness 0
u can punch urself in the nuts too, TRY THAT
FYOL 0
heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment
mydiclovesu2 0
wow he must be lying or have small nuts cause you have to be pretty flexible to do that let alone hurt
XCaLX_fml 0
go 58fuck all yall proper smart preps no1likes u u shuld b kool no a bith get a life other than fmls and fail skool remember f=fantastic thsts all i need to no
morbidlylovely 0
YDI for being such a mindless idiot.