Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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Not_Impressed13 9
The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.
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Comments (70)
jbunzie 6
so many sex fmls today lol
0h_Boy 26
Would you rather the Elephant Man?
TheCrazyEye 6
I'd take it as a compliment.
Enslaved 38
What the "King Tut"? I'm sure he didn't say it to be "The Jerk"
hazemcnasty 16
ask him to take a picture next time!
sxm 13
Lets just hope you two won't have 12 kids like in cheaper by the dozen.
kaoszombie 6
I'd take it as a compliment. Steve Martin is the one true hero.
Jacksparrow72 21
Inspector? Did you find the Pink Panther?
tishtashbat 16
Well, at least you had the best sex you've ever had. The easy way to see if he was joking or really put off by your face is to see if he's willing to have sex with you again. If he'll only do if from behind, you might want to worry :P
AllegroRubato 16
Hahaha aw well, the important thing is that, whether you look like Steve Martin or not, it's getting you laid with hot guys! :D Also, it could be worse! He could have said Bill Murray!