Today, my girlfriend has spent months convincing me to let her have a go driving my Mercedes, and like a fool I gave in and let her drive it once round the street. She didn’t make it 12 inches before she reversed it into the gate post, denting the body, and destroying the paintwork. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents asked if I could move their car. I started the engine and began to accelerate, not noticing that the automatic transmission was on R. I drove right into a wall behind me, shattering the rear lights. Now I owe them $150 for repairs. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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brownsugarxo 15
your girlfriends an idiot
Chazzster 32
Good driving is a skill that takes practice. Nothing about it just comes easy. Many of us had a few “fender benders” while in the process of learning… (1) If someone isn’t regularly driving it is foolish to let them drive your vehicle… (2) Never loan anyone your car. Not only are you at risk of having your car damaged, if they are in an accident or have a “hit and run” as the owner you could be in legal jeopardy. The only possible exception to this rule of thumb is your spouse who is also listed on your insurance or a grown child with a license who is listed on your insurance.
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brownsugarxo 15
your girlfriends an idiot
RichardPencil 32
Cars before hos!
Chazzster 32
Good driving is a skill that takes practice. Nothing about it just comes easy. Many of us had a few “fender benders” while in the process of learning… (1) If someone isn’t regularly driving it is foolish to let them drive your vehicle… (2) Never loan anyone your car. Not only are you at risk of having your car damaged, if they are in an accident or have a “hit and run” as the owner you could be in legal jeopardy. The only possible exception to this rule of thumb is your spouse who is also listed on your insurance or a grown child with a license who is listed on your insurance.
Ubehage 32
How can anyone be so bad at driving? The fact that it is a Mercedes, is no excuse. Does she not have a license? If so, YDI.
emmalou 19
you probably made her nervous and **** up, how is she going to be confident if it not confident in her.
D J's MOM 17
don't blame yourself. you tried to be a good boyfriend . she is just an idiot. some men are also. if I wasn't a great driver, my man wouldn't have let me drive his custom bumblebee camaro or helped me get my first harley. Rode to WV from Chicago n back after just 3 months on a bike under my belt. just don't let her do it again....