Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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Not_Impressed13 9
The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.
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Not_Impressed13 9
The important thing to remember is that you had an ****** face.
then000bster 16
How could your face being like Steve Martin be a bad thing? I mean really? The guy is hilarious and plays a mean banjo.
Dr0reos 8
pink panther was still the shit. Steve martin is hilarious plus he said in a good way so I guess he likes your old man like ****** face
Ashamed_Sister 60
Maybe he can enjoy a Steve-Martin-face because he is secretly gay. At least your face reminds him of something good.
AKGirlinSD 20
If the guy is secretly gay, wouldn't he be doing her from behind and he wouldn't see her ****** face? At least that's the most common thing to do, when a guy is trying to hide being gay. Most gay men can't focus on the face of a woman because they feel uncomfortable having sex with the wrong gender, in their minds.
taranpreet 7
Never heard this before, but I guess I'll take your word for it.
Kalipczo 21
Lol well he said in a good way so I wouldn't take it to heart. You know you don't need to take yourself so seriously, right? He didn't say it was a bad thing, so have laugh about it. It's funny.
EpicSquishii 21
"you look like an ugly old man during the time you feel your sexiest. In a good way" No, Most women wouldn't ever want to hear that from a blossoming new romantic interest.
Bakarra 22
OP literally says "a guy I've been hanging out with". What does that mean? Their relationship isn't serious, and therefore shouldn't be taken seriously. He was probably just teasing her and she decided to take it the wrong way besides my O face is stupid as well so the feels...
EpicSquishii 21
Meh. It is at least the start of a ****-buddy relationship, if nothing else. Those are always exciting and butterfly-inducing at the very beginning. He totally killed the after glow :P
EpicSquishii 21
28- Did someone take a picture of this, or do you jerk it while looking in the mirror so you can giggle at your O-face at the end?
chelseaaababyyy 17
3 - This is completely off topic, but the few times I've seen your picture I have to look twice because I think your knees are boobs. Every single time.
Bakarra 22
Yea...i once had a girlfriend who was addicted to her camera, but those pictures have since been destroyed in fire so you'd just have to come find out then, wouldn't you?
MitChell127 5
Dat internet flirt.
snakerake 10
I guess everything does get cheaper by the dozen. Including complimenting people on their ****** faces
perdix 31
You are . . . one wild and crazy guy! Was it that face? And aren't you a little young to have white hair?
Chucklikesbacon 12
How can a girl look like Steve Martin in a good way?!
ryan112 12
I know right?? Sorry OP. I say that if this post was true then keep him!
perdix 31
#6, because she doesn't look like Woody Allen, Carrot Top, Larry the Cable Guy, .... must I go on?
Chucklikesbacon 12
#16, usually girls don't look like any of those people, that is rather rare. And still not pleasant to hear. I wouldn't want to be told that I look like a dude, no matter what situation.
Bakarra 22
Even in a "She's the Man" kindof situation?
Chucklikesbacon 12
Not shure everyone gets in that situation, on a daily basis. And no, not even then. You're still a girl, even if you're only dressed up as a guy.
Bakarra 22
Oh nice I wasn't sure you'd understand my reference Ms Munich, well done. :)
perdix 31
#19, ironically, until today I thought you were a dude . . . because of your name. I only go to FML on the classic site where the profile pics are so tiny, you can't recognize faces. Today, I discovered that you are a young lady. Um, do you like bacon?
Chucklikesbacon 12
Hahaha, no, usually my Username for other apps is Chucknorrislikesbacon, but here it was too long. So thats what came out ;)
THuD29 4
The "in a good way" is what makes this fml hilarious though
zahra_786 19
He could have said a lot worse! On the bright side he seems funny, and rather cheeky. .but in a good way! :)
mackdeezy 22
This is when you snap back and say what his sex face looks like
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Yes because being a bitch is always the right answer
Mjwnenrjs 17
You "finally" had the best sex you've ever had..?
Mjwnenrjs 17
#21, I apologize, how could I be so insensitive :(
Bakarra 22
In a good way that it's funny as **** I suppose? At least one of you gets a laugh out of it...