Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32
This description made me wince
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
If you're so bent on puttint some stuff in your nose, might as well do cocaine.
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Comments (31)
tranced_ 45
you mean fries?
Calingaladha 21
He said pointy, so I assume it's chips as the US knows them.
momo3p 22
Jebus
zaidthunder1 27
And you learn new things about the human anatomy.
Calingaladha 21
I can see it now, the new slogan... Rrrrrruffles have shhhhhhrapnel!
cnbcad 15
Halarious
MasterTron 24
Your not the same guy with granola are you o.O
Distantsoul 8
I would have held one nostril and blew, hoffed it out like a chip torpedo ..... Just me?
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Ouch!!
qwertycode 19
OP I feel your pain! A similar situation happened to me where I got noodles inside my nose instead, but at least it wasn't as painful. Don't worry, once they're all out the relief you'll feel will be so satisfying =)
Merlinthekitty 7
eww... spicy chips