Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Facebook is the devil.
acneegg 7
Harsh
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Comments (167)
wiechWRX 0
I would def seek revenge. Fast.
joeinthedark 18
Super harsh, but also super slick. that is one quite thinking, quick witted girl. The only way this would be better would be if OP had gotten the notification whilst talking to his ex and she hadn't had to prompt him. But, like someone else had already commented, this is stolen from a cell provider commercial, so points are lost. Still a good burn.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Read the comments before crying fake, dude. Many people have posted very similar stories of their own. The cell commercial (as it's been described; I haven't seen it) is funny because it's an exaggeration of a common event.
joeinthedark 18
Who cried fake? I cried unoriginal. Points lost for being unoriginal. If there is a commercial made on this premise, then probably it's a very common thing to happen. Commercials are the guy who shows up to the party late and tries to tell a story that everyone else has already told and laughed about. Please try to read a little more carefully and critically.
ADiNozzo 1
now you see why I'm single women are pathetic!
Xx_jESSii 3
Don't feel bad my first boyfriend dumped me in a text using the "it's not you it's me" line lol
sarahgrossi 0
well that's no eay to get dumped
blahblahblah89 0
YDI for using words like "whilst"
peacelovekat 0
He never said whilst 0.o
Scott411 9
Did you abandon her somewhere?
xVictoriaDreamz 0
Thats messed up.
peacelovekat 0
Facebook has wonderful powers don't it ? . but if she was a good gf she would of said it to ur face
maphineRAWRS 10
soooo doggg I hate people like that hey lol