Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Facebook is the devil.
acneegg 7
Harsh
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Comments (167)
CreateZ 0
I really hate how theres that unwritten rule that guys have to break up with a girl to their face (unless you're a scumbag), but girls can do anything, especially facebook. O.o
CreateZ 0
Agreed.
rinasx 0
Coward move of her.
Helbo 0
Ydi for saying whilst.
HAV1K_666 0
Niceee.
champagne210 0
48 you fail
cufaoil 11
Whilst America may have forgotten a particular word, there are still plenty of countries in the world that use it... and OP, that sux, now go bang her hot best friend, or something
nerdsgetmehot 23
Newsflash: Plenty of Americans still use "whilst", though apparently not many of them frequent FML.
kaycoo 0
That is really crappy but it also depends on how long you had been dating if you been dating a week or less and havent had sex yet then its not completly terrible i wouldnt say you deserved it though still coward move on her part
THESTONEDDUDE 13
I'm sorry!!! **** face book!!!!!!!!! someday day it's gonna get shut down and half of the world is going to go into depression because they won't be able to update the fact that they woke up and took a shit today!!!!!!
anquilla 2
ahahha! my thoughts exactly!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
No, they will have migrated elsewhere by then, the way they abandoned myspace for fb. There will forevermore be obnoxious ways to tell the world you're out of Oreos, watching reality TV, or need to shit.
od4ev 13
**** your girlfriend!!!!!
FFML_314 12
He probably did. It obviously didn't help. WAY TO BRING THE OP DOWN EVEN MORE!
od4ev 13
i didnt mean having sex with her
kaycoo 0
54 knows whats up nobody likes facebook junkies this guy is better off
Reese_9 0
That happened to me a couple years ago. I was talking to my my boyfriend on aim and he sent me a message saying sorry to say but it's over. So I called him and said what did that last message say and he said didn't you get it? I'll send it again. He didn't have the balls to say it on the phone -_-
persianlovaaa691 0
wow what a d***head :S
akaashR 0
YDI for going out with a complete BITCH
0ldGreg 2
I once deuced in an airport washroom and forgot to wash my hands and then I was on the plane eating my meal and licking my fingers. I almost threw up over the old Chinese lady beside me. Now I go to the washroom before I leave my house