Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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FFML_314 12
Facebook is the devil.
acneegg 7
Harsh
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Comments (167)
sammyh90 0
what a bitch I would have humiliated her by posting all the photos of you having sex on facebook
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
since she was such a bitch as to dump him over facebook it's not that likely they had sex, or if they did, that he has any pictures..
heyitsryan 0
What a heartless ****. My condolences, man.
stevenmx86 8
Sucks op...,i hate facebook
gadgitch 0
That's what Facebook is for.
HAV1K_666 0
Ahahaha, good call (:
JST1994 0
lol true :)
asianbanana 5
hahahaha, that sucks man OP. i hate it when people use social networking sites to break up.
Doortje 30
what a coward! plan a r
Doortje 30
a revenge please! (stupid iPhone)
moSpice 0
Yo dawg, be patient n don't let em hoes crawl on you like that.
vonzta15 4
she's a spastic XD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hey now, don't be putting down spastic people! We have a few quite loveable, not at all bitchy ones among us.
SoldieroftheLORD 0
that sucks bro!!!
sapphirestar 0
I wish my boyfriend would call me to ask me if i reach home safely. :( fyl op.. SINGLES RULES! Haha!