Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
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butterfly141989 0
you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)
rmujerita 0
i hope u made him walk after that
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Comments (109)
gelt 0
It sounds like a good idea
winemysavior 4
some people are so stupid. specifically #22-24. he lit a freakin firework in the car! do you not know what they do? It needs no ending. i had people like him light fireworks in a hallway of my house and the wall and floor were burnt. i can't imagine how a small space got affected. i feel for you!
fili450r 0
hell, i light fireworks off all the time while im driving...it makes things interesting....
ladybird_fml 0
And then, there 'll be fireworks between your boyfriend and you !
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for having an idiot as boyfriend
codaic1549 0
She doesn't really deserve it. I mean, yeah her DRUNK boyfriend lit a firework in the car. BUT! he was drunk, therefore his senses temporarily damaged. If he was sober, he wouldn't have done that.
Manic_Depressive 0
My EX boyfriend && I && his brothers && friends... ALL SOBER! Have lit fireworks in the house, throwen them at each other, etc! WHILE SOBER!! You don't have to be drunk to have fun...
nemonaki 0
Correction: you don't need to be drunk to be stupid.
rick_james_b17ch 0
win
edthered 0
Not the shiniest penny in the coin purse is he... But surely you must've had some previous indicators of this if you've been together for any length of time. Enough to know not to let him anywhere near pyrotechnics at any rate.
666HailSatan666 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr_Eated 0
I agree with #29. Are you saying there were no previous signs that he is an inconsiderate douchebag? Oh, but I'm sure he's cute and/or good in bed so you overlook that crap right? In fact, I bet you're still with him even though he could've done some real damage out of sheer stupidity. Sorry, but If you stay with this loser, you deserve whatever comes your way.
rabbit_fml 0
People say YDI for the even the most uncontrollable unfortunate events. Wtf? It's 100% FYL.
watermind 0
#32 Well it could be a YDI for having picked such a moron for a boyfriend :S
ladybird_fml 0
Is your boyfriend the Lord of fire as Sid in "Ice Age" ? lol
jazminbliss 2
hahahaha thats awesome
shnibz101 0
Were did he get the firework?????????