Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~
WeeWizeL 0
Must have pissed you off...
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Comments (193)
MsSoulReaper 27
I guess he really had to pee.
kingtz 6
Did you at least get to check if you were bigger than him?
cookiemonster144 0
lmfao!!!!! I bet any normal guy would
BadKitty13 28
EWWW ! did you tongue kiss too ??
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
That comment was awkward... :P The only thing that touched were their urine. Plus, one guy did it, the other didn't like it ,
Tinman70 0
isn't that similar to rape? did he just get pee raped? not only was this a violation of urinal etiquette but he was suffering from stream violation. can he sue? how about his rights, they violated too?
valri3 0
Whoa would have bitch slapped that foo.
sadistmonkey 19
and risk getting other guy's pee on you?
skyeyez9 25
either he really had to pee, or he was a creeper. If you are a teenage boy or younger, he's probably related to pedo bear.
skyeyez9 25
My last part of my comment disappeared: if you are a young teen, the dude was most likely a pedo, subtly checking out your junk.
blt710 0
HAHA
1958x 6
I think this is a repeat. I've seen it somewhere before.
clashatdemonhead 3
you have.
Miss_Random 0
As awkward as that was for you, I don't see how your life is ******. Maybe if he had pissed on you, sure.
pinkypig312 0
sucks to be you.
baseballplaya5 7
that is to funny! but when you gotta go, you gotta go