Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~
WeeWizeL 0
Must have pissed you off...
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Comments (193)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
2 guys 1 urinal... Nah
NuyoRicanGirl 3
lol I know where you're trying to go with this =p
dc295 3
we probably shouldnt THAT up…
yoshee24k 0
lmao
ovechkinisbeast 9
I thought of a horrible video when you said tthat. must I say it?
mintcar 10
Urinals are weird. I don't think I'd be able to pee knowing there's someone standing right next to me.
fisheatsbear 6
at least one urnal in-between you and another man, either that or a divider. this is law.
ILoveEggnog 7
Indeed.
docscientist 10
Unless there's a divider.
CitrusGirl 0
idk, I wish they'd come up with the girl version of urinals. I think it's a good idea because if you just need to pee you can get out of there faster. And also, it's not a big deal to be peeing next to someone. I've had to do it when I've gone hunting.
hwkitty 0
and how the hell would a girls' version work (aside from a toilet)? that doesn't make sense if you think about it
mintcar 10
Urinals are weird. I don't think I'd be able to pee knowing there's someone standing right next to me.
styphon 5
everyone knows you never cross streams!!!
melbadelb 0
DUDE I know this is not related to the op but you're tattoo just made my night . =}
Allstarr23 1
* your, not you are
122409 0
his tattoo made me lol because the flyers completely own the penguins, crosby is a piece of shit, and he probably wasted around $300 just to tell the world he's a douche bag (:
RomanBeauty 0
*you're* an annoying person for making a comment just to correct someone else's grammar. I'm now going to do this just to make you wet yourself with bad grammar stress :) Your a amazingly uptight fellow. I added an extra "a"/"an" twist just to make you poop your pants.
brian666 4
it was now or never.
jess6blondie9 3
That would have been an awkward situation!
dansco 25
And? Wow so someone needed a piss and pushed in! Did he piss on you? No, then not a FML!!!
aback 5
So does that mean you're engaged?
Quest_ 13
Your urine touched the urine of another man?! HOW WILL YOU GO ON.
zombiekitten87 12
lol
CaptainPickles72 18
1st: At least you didn't cross swords. 2nd: You should have started a conversation with the guy. (I would)
mudkipsan 19
But it's so rude to start a conversation at the urinals!
bachooka 5
yeah and the guy that just wedged his Wang into OP's personal space would be sooo offended.
trevishere 7
I can just imagine that happening and OP just stops, turns to the guy, asks if he can hold.. it.. and OP just starts like calling someone or something.