Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Toilet: Dude! Boundaries!

Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Is it wrong that I laughed because I thought of Ghostbusters as I read that last part? Fuhohohoho!~

WeeWizeL 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:33

Must have pissed you off...

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ceva_fml 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:05

u maybe were at a pee party ? and didnt realized it

tnlander 20

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:10

that's gay

sbjess 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:13

Who the **** does that??? Should have knocked him out and R Kelly'ed him

MCDeranged 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 12:15

straight up

aboutpar 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:15

Hello...................You now have a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!! Good job!!!!

demetrius19 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:26

thats SUPER GAY, and that guy is a prevent, i mean i can see him trying 2 pee lol GAY GAY Gay

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:30

And picturing a man peeing is very, very straight.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:28

Did he say "nice watch" while crossing streams? If he did, you are now married.

charli_lake 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:39

wow dis you not say anything to him to did you just let him do that cuz.......ewww

No_habla_espanol 11

Monday 7 March 2011 6:36

That made me lmfao

NotMyDay92 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:41

Did you eventually cross swords???

clashatdemonhead 3

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:46

and then he did a reach around... what OP fails to mention is that it's an FML because he enjoyed it (:

kellyisyllek 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:59

hahahahahahaha funniest fml today!

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