Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Something tells me this will happen again..
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Comments (139)
IIRangerLacrosse 3
Don't put a fence by your driveway...is that a solution?
dat_troll 0
U Drunk?
sassypenguinxox 15
Do you even look before backing out?
sassypenguinxox 15
Whoops misread fml, either way I don't know how you're even eligible to drive if you keep running into a fence
WordSmyth 2
At least you know to leave where it lay this time.
simongergi 0
women like u should've a driving license..
andreajassel 0
Haha hope it won't happen again??
sassypenguinxox 15
Do you even look when backing out?
rileynautumn 0
Might be time to stop driving before you kill a person next time. If you can't stop for your fence that you know is there every day in the same place then I don't want you driving on the same road I'm on.
xXxMinkixXx 3
Get a friend/hubby/bf/whatever and scrap from ur last fence. Your FRIEND drives the car till you are comfortable with the distance between it and the fence. Now take that scrap and put it in front of the tires, wiegh it down if it's light. Now every time u hit the scrap you'll know to stop :)
Glassmaster 0
OP's gender says it all.