Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I backed into our new garage door. The same new garage door that we purchased because I broke our old one by backing into it. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I was pulling in to my work parking lot gate, accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake pedal, ran through the gate arm. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, after double-checking to make sure the garage door was completely open, I backed my car into it. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
what time is it..? time to get a new fence. sorry, i just had to.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Something tells me this will happen again..
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Comments (139)
blacksswan 10
Honey I asked you 1000 times to stop coming home drunk at night.
Jasonf6 0
Learn to drive.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
I guess a fence was never meant to be with you.
toshaama 0
I think you should take that as a hint to quit hitting the pipe. Might be losing a few cells!
redmnky21 8
maybe you should move the fence?
Volleyball1o 0
Maybe you shoukd move your fence and make it stand out
annihil8or 15
Take a hint, and give the fence a brake
oogilyboogilyx3 0
Get rid of le fence? x3 just an idea.
bohemiangoddess 8
I do believe its time for you to realize you're q shitty driver.
Lulicah 3
Maybe you should take down the fence altogether if you keep hitting it.