Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
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Comments (96)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Happy belated birthday! Or whatever the expression is.
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
well happy birthday :) hope your day gets better....surprise party maybe??
lmaoatall 6
should have shown him your birthday suit. 9 out of 10 times it will get you AND the officer off.
TraceCase_ 19
In a sarcastic prick kinda way, or a genuine "Sorry I have to give you a ticket on your birthday, but what you did to get pulled over was really dumb" kinda way??? Either way, Happy Birthday, from another complete stranger!!!!
sweetangelgal 3
aw happy birthday sweety mwahz, many more years to come, XD
Devin91 20
happy birthday then(:
khaya 9
Just like OP name that is uncool.
EMT1020 0
haha this happened to me to in VA cops can be assholes
hockeyrocks39 0
Yeah because I'm sure you didn't do it and you've never broke a traffic law before... poor thing, getting a ticket after the million other times you've probably got away with it or some other traffic infraction. I know I've broke my fair share so I think it's only fair when I get caught.
Cowgurl_94 0
Man that really sucks. :( well HAPPY B-DAY!!! :)
borntoperform 14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:))))))))))