Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
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Comments (96)
gabestar 4
well there you have it, your birthday gift. lol
gabestar 4
Happy birthday
mawang_sky 1
hah happy birthday..
xica_sp4ever 18
Someone has already posted this FML.
SpincyAfternoon 0
Maybe if you told everyone it was your birthday.
thatsmeh 0
I'm sorry :( whata jackass of a cop. Happy birthday!!
wood908 0
happy birthday?
SgtShadowCow 0
quit speeding
ashley_090595 2
Happy Latee Birthday! (:
babysaad 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! don't worry, the only person to tell me happy birthday, was my mom and that was after I reminded her, I also have a dad and a brother and a huge extended family who stalks me and gives me grief in every little thing i do but they forget my birthday. so again HAPPY BIRTHDAY
cass1221 5
when I was pulled over on my birthday, the cop added more on my ticket.