Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
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Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
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Nimmrodel 11
He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)
ElGranOrgo 0
happy birthday...
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iHorus_fml 0
happy birthdayyy :) best wishes from swizerland
Nakolover13 0
Make a facebook and add people you may or may not know and youll always get a happy birthday because someone is bound to see it and say happy birthday.
adur2000 0
Happy birthday! Did anyone else know?
jadenstigman 0
better than him saying it while he tasers u
sarahmbeth 0
I'm sorry! happy birthday! I found out today that neither of my parents have clue when my bday is!!
aems416 1
hey today is my birthday too and the only birthday message I got was from my mother asking us for money! Happy Birthday from a fellow birthday person!!!
Naruto11232 0
Thats horrible but funny as hell.......im 13 and i had to remind everyone about my bday, even my parents.
DriftingTaco 0
Hey, Happy Birthday!
TanyaC 0
ahh hope your day got better! happy b-day!
Loketiazo 0
Happy Birthday. You got an un-present!