Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Ameel_fml 19
It's sad how many men genuinely believe this. I've known guys in the past who truly thought women don't grow pubic hair, and that the ones who do have some sort of disorder or testosterone problem. :/ It's ok to have preferences. But you're a douchebag as soon as you tell a woman she is "unnatural" for having hair down there. And you're a double-douchebag if you want your girlfriend to groom herself, while you yourself don't.
redbluegreen 41
To quote the great Stoya, "If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren't mature enough to be touching vaginas."
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Comments (100)
EmsyyyRose13 24
Hmm. Did he also cry when you refused to have a threesome?
Omniprism 15
Tell him you'll do it if he trims. Fair is fair.
ravenh1979 13
I personally do not like to have pubic hair and I don't, but that's your business and what u feel comfortable with :)
chuckcloninger 12
Tell him to take it up with God.
MikeyScene420 17
I'm a guy and i say both genders should shave
JayElleBee 15
Some people can't.
1mh0t3p 5
to briefly throw my hat into the ring - i am a young, fit male, who of course has watch some **** in his time, and i actually much prefer hair down there! although however she wants to roll is fine by me! :-) also, OP, i'm from derby(shire) too!
pinguino3669_fml 23
I have to admit, I don't oppose his views. Especially with armpit hair haha. But it is true, your situation is pretty ironic; just do what you're comfortable with, OP.
N8George 9
No badman wants to conquer a hairy pum pum, just sayin.
Guru_Gal 12
Ignore him. If you're already groomed it's fine and, technically, shaving there at all is unnatural. Plus, do you really want to look like you have the lower half of a pre-pubescent child? Grooming = yes. Guy getting turned on by the lower half of a child = no. (Just my opinion, not fact.)
Guru_Gal 12
Personal preferences are fine. I only added the last part for effect. It just felt right at the time. :)