Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Ameel_fml 19
It's sad how many men genuinely believe this. I've known guys in the past who truly thought women don't grow pubic hair, and that the ones who do have some sort of disorder or testosterone problem. :/ It's ok to have preferences. But you're a douchebag as soon as you tell a woman she is "unnatural" for having hair down there. And you're a double-douchebag if you want your girlfriend to groom herself, while you yourself don't.
redbluegreen 41
To quote the great Stoya, "If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren't mature enough to be touching vaginas."
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Comments (100)
enty6003 18
Any hair below the neck is ugly as hell on a woman. That, and fat, are the two biggest turn offs.
amisenho 11
Wow. What a jerk.
dunebro 15
It seems evolution thinks otherwise.
Kenjikai 5
Ditch the dumbass...that is all
BaNayNay 4
Next time he ask you to shave your pubic hair tell him to remove his with a scented wax candle...
ThanksHunny 6
I shave all the time because it bothers me. Him being shaved down there or not doesn't bother me (unless he wants me to go down on him) then shave that!! would rather not have hair tickling my face or getting it in my mouth. Yuck!
ViviMage 40
Unless he wants a Barbie doll for a mate.... It's dry lubrication for things like walking and sitting. It's totally normal! Grooming so it doesn't look like a party favor is preferred, but hardly a requirement. You realize it was more for a youthful look and to assure clients their pickups didn't have lice?
AbbyMaexx 2
If you grow hair, you're suppose to have hair.
CoolWhip025 8
Das tru
alienGirlscout 5
My hair grows quick, yao, and it's thick. Either I shave every day, which means dry skin, sores and ingrown hairs, or I put off shaving for a while between times and well, guys, you know stubble? think about having it chafing against your scrotum with every step you take. it is not comfortable. at all. I groom the areas that WON'T chafe, mostly because I also hate the feeling of clothes against hair, but **** me if I am going to suffer constant pain and itching because some people think hair is icky.