Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Ameel_fml 19
It's sad how many men genuinely believe this. I've known guys in the past who truly thought women don't grow pubic hair, and that the ones who do have some sort of disorder or testosterone problem. :/ It's ok to have preferences. But you're a douchebag as soon as you tell a woman she is "unnatural" for having hair down there. And you're a double-douchebag if you want your girlfriend to groom herself, while you yourself don't.
redbluegreen 41
To quote the great Stoya, "If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren't mature enough to be touching vaginas."
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Comments (100)
Brittanyrippons 2
Stand up for yourself!!!!.... Haha, if my boyfriend told me that, he would be looking for a new girlfriend.
scoldingsword 17
I don't think theirs a problem having hair not having hair or somewhere in between but I don't think anyone should be a sick about it, it is just a preference
Chevydude44_X 12
I think it's sexy and I like it when women have pubic hair. I wouldn't really want to stick a razor to my genital area ( I am a male ) so I wouldn't make her anyway.
mirrorfrost 11
what a sexist pig
catharsis5 9
That disturbs me because it makes me think that the only vaginas he saw so far are from prepubescent girls.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Good god, this. Run OP, it probably means he's into little girls and/or that he only sees shaved ones in **** (where he gets his sex tips from, too). Ruuuun!
amifaiyaz 12
Your title explains enough.
blackonblight 33
Quoth Amanda Palmer "I say grow that shit like a jungle, give em something strong to hold onto, let it fly in the open wind, if it get too bushy you can trim" And for the rest of the night I'm gonna be singing "Map of Tasmania" now.
mr_jack_meoff 5
A little fur on the muffin is nice, the whole rug thing can be a bit of a turn off,
roaster248 3
Well public hair on women is unnatractive.
amisenho 11
So private hair is OK? Duly noted.
nickyp30 8
He's right though,