Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Ameel_fml 19
It's sad how many men genuinely believe this. I've known guys in the past who truly thought women don't grow pubic hair, and that the ones who do have some sort of disorder or testosterone problem. :/ It's ok to have preferences. But you're a douchebag as soon as you tell a woman she is "unnatural" for having hair down there. And you're a double-douchebag if you want your girlfriend to groom herself, while you yourself don't.
redbluegreen 41
To quote the great Stoya, "If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren't mature enough to be touching vaginas."
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SMHsohard 22
Sure signs that someone watches too much ****: 1. He expects DDD boobs on an anorexic thin body. 2. He expects a woman's pubes to be completely smooth and hairless. 3. He's genuinely shocked that your anus isn't bleached.
love_me_electric 20
If he expects all that he better have a 9 inch penis, 6-pack abs, and the stamina to go for 20+ minutes. If you wanna bang a **** star, you better be one yourself.
Ryodin 11
OP- I'm sorry that totally shaven is his preference, but that is his preference. If you want him to think you're sexy when you drop your panties that is what you need to do, regardless of his misguided logic. However, the same applies back to him. If he wants to be sexy for you, he needs to groom his junk how YOU want it. Very simply, if he keeps it how you want it, he gets more sex. These are the uncomfortable and time-consuming things that we do for our partners, and yes women get the shit end of it most of the time. But if it doesn't offend outright to be shaved bald you may consider it, assuming he'll do what you want in return.
bookgirl_7 12
Yeah, but it clearly says that he won't because he thinks that pubic hair is acceptable for guys.
Dcm210 19
He should shave for you to
TheBun118 8
shave your head and say "There you go I shaved."
kewpiesuicide 29
Once again, being a lesbian pays off!
sxyandiknowit 4
He thinks it is abnormal because te women I Playboy and **** all have themselves shaved bare. Just one more thing in the long list of "abnormal" that goes along with that industry. We def don't expect our men to look like Holister models... Pffft... Like that would happen
lspartz 6
Well he's a jerk for telling u that. Its totally natural, just ask biology! Sorry OP:(
Bano360 25
Don't worry #1, I know you were making a joke. A lot of FML users are sheep and thumbs down the comments that are already in the minus.
Ins0mau 20
Look, if you want to talk about a specific post there's this thing called a 'reply' button.
xAkonz 10
That is how you know someone watches too much ****.
Ins0mau 20
I watch too much ****. But I prefer unshaven. Haha! I foil your plan!
happyconverse 10
I feel like this guy doesn't respect woman the way he should. I am really sorry but you deserve somebody better.