Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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littlemissdqgirl 8
You mean ex gf?
CoachLlama 5
Better not let her fiance find out his future wife has been cheating on him with you. Just saying.
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Comments (65)
Battledog5006 0
she get skeeted on
CoachLlama 5
Better not let her fiance find out his future wife has been cheating on him with you. Just saying.
Beanzii 0
lmaoo llama
starile 20
He should TOTALLY let her fiance know!
duboss_fml 0
well I call this a win if ur still with her :D like that the other guy will post a FML
iRun4Rice 0
wow that sucks alooooooooooooot.
denden22 0
0mg!!
rohitmadan 0
oh snap.
FFML_314 12
Are they moving into a 2 bedroom? Act like you're all into it and freak her out. Tell her you want to move in, then when you have right where you want her, kill her.
schwancy 2
Best plan yet!
TinyDude 10
Sorry OP look on the bright side at least u can bang her mom
ladybuuggy 0
ha sounds like you were just booty call, OP!
Lacrosse00 0
Unfortunately for you this girl used you. She needed something that her current fiance couldnt give her. Thats why you were even in the picture. Mark my words in two to three years that relationship will be over. She clearly suffers from what most women suffer from...The complete ability to never being satisfied with anything. Oh you piss money. Well the guy down the street ***** diamonds. ya get me.
cat444des 0
frustrated man are you? Not EVERY woman aren't satisfied. And you could be the best person and be cheated... That's life. The way I see it, I never want to be cheated on so I don't cheat myself and when I was single I never slept with a man I knew was in a relationship. Being faithfull is a value, you got it or not. There's is no in between option to me!
KimmiKub 0
so then what's the mens reason the cheat?!?!?! if it's only women that aren't satisfied??