Today, my 46 year-old brother-in-law came to visit. He is uniquely gifted. His talent? Behaving like a teenager and sexualising everything. Even my lip blister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I realized just how fragile and idiotic my brother is. At a family get together, I bought a giant box of popsicles for all the kids to enjoy. He refused to let his sons have one, because according to him, “it looks gay”. I swear my mother found him by the road or something. FML
Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML
Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Herp-a-derp. Know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, grin-grin, wink-wink. ;)
ClickClackClive 3
Eeish, I feel your pain :(
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RichardPencil 32
Herp-a-derp. Know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, grin-grin, wink-wink. ;)
ClickClackClive 3
Eeish, I feel your pain :(