Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, in a nightclub packed with people, I enthusiastically went in for a handshake with someone but they went for a fist bump. We both ended up doing the awkward “Pull back and retry” dance for a solid five seconds. I think I just lost all credibility. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
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Top comments
raisinbam 13
You shoulda just kept walking past her. She woulda felt stupid after that.
streetracer1491 5
Forget it and move on, it's a club who cares.
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Comments (99)
kiara_bayy01 4
lol she bogus for that !
Blue_Bug 9
Ahahaha
onorexveritas 24
find someone else
MrThumbsItUpMan 8
Your girlfriend probably doesn't like you that way so she's not gonna put a ring on it.....get because of beyonces single ladies where she says if you like it then put a ring on it
kevsandy303 12
Dude wrong FML. The one about OP's girlfriend not hearing his proposal is thataway
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmfao.
mowmowlife 21
Congrats, you're a decent person who respects people's space and you deserve to find cute people outside of a bar
gring40 10
Let them laugh; you found the courage and gave it a shot - good for you. Don't give that up, and one day it'll pay off.
crazy4uboi 6
She sounds like a real bitch anyways and friends are like that just wait until someone else messes up then they'll move on.
TheTallPerson 3
Please tell us more about your amazingly interesting life!
DrewF90 5
Happens all the time in a club mate, just don't let that stop ya trying next time.
alycion 39
So are you saying if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty girl your wife?