Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Top comments
alexiiiis09 0
Yikes. That's why you should break up with someone in private
saIty 17
Operation make a scene in front of a crowd of people, to get girlfriend back, always works.
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Comments (214)
nerdy96birdy 8
Very nice use of imagery in this FML.
j3ebrules 13
1. Did you break up with him in front of a dozen people? B/c that would suck. 2. If you didn't, just stay away from him. If he's gonna act like a 4 year old, walk away.
chels1994 11
weill i mean if youre gonna do something like this is public, at least stand your ground. although, doing it in public to begin with is a horrible idea. now youre caught in the middle. good one.
funny_ppl 6
Wow, are you an idiot? You should've let him cry like that in front of the people and tried to walked away with no remorse on your shoulders and now you're stuck in that shit. YDI all the way.
metalcoremaster 4
Add me chels we got stuff to talk about
Characterise 0
I would've just walked away and go home lol
djgomezzi9331 0
But then there might be danger to OP if he's this emotionally unstable
cueevilthunder 0
If a girl started crying after a breakup, it would be understandable. Since it's a guy, though, he's emotionally unstable, right? That makes no sense.
dogpup4 23
Do it in private, thats just horrible. Now you're just leading him on..
meowbuddmix 0
Guarantee every person who said this person's life sucks...was either gay...or a girl.