Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Top comments
alexiiiis09 0
Yikes. That's why you should break up with someone in private
saIty 17
Operation make a scene in front of a crowd of people, to get girlfriend back, always works.
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Comments (214)
WhitneyRuinous 6
Do you really think crying in public was exciting for him? Only for a "joke"? Bitch Move.
bertoelmexicano 6
I hope he was not kidding when he broke up with you after this
K_kanaka 26
wow
thomasjk 3
You deserved it
khaya 9
Take him camping, break up with him and then leave him with a map and a bottle of water and drive away.
Btreasure 8
I agree your life sucks but now your gonna have to do this again and then what it'll ne better the 2nd time around?? I think nooo.
Provi90 0
Real bitch move there. He obviously cares about you. If you're not happy, break up in private.
jaredofmo 22
If he's going to react like that, you shouldn't have lied. YDI.
perdix 31
Congrats on your upcoming nuptials. I'm sure one of you will be very happy. After this, I think you won't have the balls to dump the guy or kill him, so the only way forward is marriage. I'll bring a garlic press to the wedding as my gift, so don't register for one.
schoolbumz 7
ha