Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I spent ages cleaning my house, only for my toddler to spill a box of cereal right when I'd finished. As I cleaned up the mess, the dog dragged the cereal into almost every room. All the floors now have what I can only describe as "surprise crunch zones." FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Top comments
Yazoo77 16
Why does the dog have a bowl similar to the normal ones?
Calingaladha 21
Just because cookie crisp has a wolf on the front doesn't mean you're supposed to eat it out of a dog bowl...
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Comments (57)
Omniprism 15
This....is awesome.
Joshawott 21
Does no one wash the dishes in your house?
Biker187 13
They say a dog has a cleaner mouth than human, so you're safe.
thebadguy85 10
That's a myth. I mean, come on. Dogs eat out of the litter box and wash it down with toilet water.
militarybrat 21
Complete myth
confused_wandere 26
My dog has never done those things, she's barely even looked at those things.
Jowisee 29
I just threw up a little bit...
homtravel 10
So you haven't been feeding the dog? Seems like you the only one in the family who doesn't know!
FlameFreeze101 5
Have you never fed your dog? Like if its your family dog how would you not know that either?
kasou_fml 7
was the cereal good
mischiefkel 17
How often do you look for bowls in your house? It's strange to me that you don't know what your dog's food bowl looks like. Have you never seen your dog eat?
fmyhardon 16
Your family doesnt wash dishes? You are the only member of your family who doesn't know about the dog bowl? You can't tell the difference between a clean bowl and one the dog uses and is never cleaned? Jeff Foxworthy could use this in his "You might be a redneck" series.
joe3_fml 15
Why is the dog bowl with the regular clean dishes?