Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I spent ages cleaning my house, only for my toddler to spill a box of cereal right when I'd finished. As I cleaned up the mess, the dog dragged the cereal into almost every room. All the floors now have what I can only describe as "surprise crunch zones." FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Yazoo77 16
Why does the dog have a bowl similar to the normal ones?
Calingaladha 21
Just because cookie crisp has a wolf on the front doesn't mean you're supposed to eat it out of a dog bowl...
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Comments (57)
Saraishi 25
How don't you know what your dog's food bowl looks like?
fabulousfiasco 12
Are you the only one who doesn't feed the family dog?
toaster87 19
More like F anyone's life that has ever eaten at your family's house. Who the heck puts used dirty dog dishes in a cabinet with the clean dishes? Very unhygienic and dirty as f***.
worldclassrager 41
And they never told you they did that until afterwords? Or did you just not know that was the bowl?
wordygirl 11
I hate to say it but your family is seriously dysfunctional a/f. Dog bowls get washed and get put back on the floor where they belong! I would like to smack your whole family:(
Goblin182 27
Oh that's just nasty. But how is it that everyone knew that but you?
ghetto_child 19
might be time to invest into an actual dog bowl so mishaps don't happen in the future
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
Haha some of these comments are great. Love you guys. To clarify, the bowl the dog uses is different to the rest, but it's still a normal bowl. At night, we feed them dog meat on plates, which then are cleaned, and in the mornings they have biscuits, and one of them has them in a dog bowl, but apparently I'm the only one who washes the bowl our second dog has, and instead of leaving it on the ground they put it back.
Mhubba123 9
It seems like you should've know this...
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe its just me, but if I need a bowl, plate or whatever and there are dirty ones, I wash one up rather than take a clean one out of the cupboard, this way there's less washing up to do all at once later in the week.