Today, I got the last clean bowl out of the cupboard for a bowl of cereal. After I had finished, my family asked me if I had cleaned it first. It turns out that that specific bowl is apparently the dog's, and everyone just puts it back after feeding him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Today, I spent ages cleaning my house, only for my toddler to spill a box of cereal right when I'd finished. As I cleaned up the mess, the dog dragged the cereal into almost every room. All the floors now have what I can only describe as "surprise crunch zones." FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
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Yazoo77 16
Why does the dog have a bowl similar to the normal ones?
Calingaladha 21
Just because cookie crisp has a wolf on the front doesn't mean you're supposed to eat it out of a dog bowl...
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Comments (57)
leagacysgirl 19
I'm not sure how you couldn't see the bowl was dirty. Every dirty dog bowl I've ever seen has a slimy film or leaves behind streaks or something. YDI
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
#55, there was no visible slime on the bottom of the bowl and as it is only used in the morning, and when I am in charge of feeding them, I clean it. It is a darkish colour though, so I may not have seen it.
Witchylady 18
Well somebody better start doing the dishes. What is wrong with all of you. No one can be that much of a slob and not clean up after themselves.
chronicB 19
how do you have the dog and not know this?
thisguy22 33
How do you not know this? Especially If everyone else is in the household does? Seems to me you need to pay more attention to your family and surroundings. YDI
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Dont they make dog bowls for a reason?
AndyFitz417 3
Who puts a dirty dog bowl in the cupboard? Do you live with a family of junkies?
RtotheDTwo 9
How did you not see that it was still dirty??
MSCCG 16
Why don't you just wash the damn dishes?
martin8337 36
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
turnernm 9
You know what they say dogs have cleaner mouthes than humans