Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.
FloTimmyKO 0
If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]
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Comments (171)
WCARlover 35
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Llama_Face89 34
Not always. Could have just been trying to get some ass.
speshlk37 13
^^^ Yup.
petraphotoDOTca 6
don't respond, wait and then tell him you're pregnant.... and you expect full involvement and a shot gun wedding by the end of the month. JK!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh good, without that "jk", I thought you were serious. Thanks for making that clear for me.
Amarve 4
It never said they had sex either..? How could she be pregnant?
Zomg_Okay 27
If he can't remember kissing her, OP could say anything happened.
shannonjnae2706 0
If you don't step up and say something to him, I will have no sympathy for you. I swear, I'm not trying to be rude. I just think you need to be assertive and remind him what happened. Good luck!! :)
perdix 31
Oh, he remembers! It's just that the beer googles have fallen off.
WCARlover 35
Lol perdix, you so cruel but so funny
YtotsDI 0
He may be cruel. But thats life hun.
kitkat789 2
Actually he's an ass!=]
kitkat789 2
Sorry wasn't finished he's an ass but funny lol :'o
offensenator 0
Drunk words are sober thoughts. And he might actually remember but think that he was dreaming so remind him.
BritLass 15
Aww that sucks :/
Zomg_Okay 27
Hence, the posting of the FML.
KiddNYC1O 22
Plant one! Maybe he'll 'member...
ElricMustang 23
Yes, because it's so easy to plant one in a text.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oops!
pablopoo 7
Well its a good thing right he loves you:)
gibbyguppy 0
Ouch
ClosetTroll 10
Now that you know he loves you, you can go right up and confess. If it was the alcohol speaking you'll have one less mystery to live with.