Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.
FloTimmyKO 0
If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]
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Comments (171)
randompanda7 4
That sucks. I agree that you should remind him. Joking about anything more happening though probably isn't a good idea if he wasn't joking and was serious. Who knows? It's kind of a 50:50 chance with drunk people sorry to say :/
Spercon 1
Oh, he remembers... A similar thing happened to me once, or rather the exact same thing actually. My guess is that he asked, just to pretend like he didn't really remember. (Since he probably isn't sure that you still feel the same way you did when you were drunk) :) Just ask him, and please tell us how it went :)
challan 19
100% agree
awilso13 8
He definitely remembers what happened. If he's anything like me he's just playing amnesia just to protect himself. Although... it's not always the best plan of action.
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter..COULD have had sex...
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Kill it. KILL IT with fire.
VoteForTaco 8
Why fire? Why not with a butter knife?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Butter knife... Brutal....
loserman67 36
"How long did you stay?" "Long enough for you and I to have mind blowing sex. Then you called your mother and told her that you proposed to me and we are eloping." Go for it!
fayzay24 0
That sucks OP. you should have told him he proposed.
Ugi 27
Long enough to know we should meet up again soon.... you free Friday?
sportcrazychick4 7
I love it!! Great line!
TColby 12
One more reason you shouldn't do things with drunk people.
sparkjolt 10
then maybe you should tell him? People tell more truths than lies when drunk. You seem to like him too, just go for it.
NuTrees 9
This is neither and FML or a YDI. This guy likes you and you like him. Sounds like a beautiful story to tell the kids a few years from now to me.