Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.
FloTimmyKO 0
If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]
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Comments (171)
hateevryone 15
That's a guy for you.
antonnn_fml 0
Been there before damnn
yesibby760 0
that's horrible :( .
tincup6 4
He was drunk what can you do
NegaMe 12
he probably does remember it, but in the hopes that you didn't he tried the amnesia technique to avoid future awkward conversations. The big question in all this is whether he knows you are into him. If he does he's probably friendzoning you and if he doesn't he's probably embarassed to admit his feelings first.
_overandout_ 10
I feel your pain :( - It sort of sounds like the premise for a romantic comedy. Maybe that means that a happy ending is in your future ;)
fatman1970 25
Well, tell him then! He probably does remember and is trying to find out if you like him. Us guys are not mind readers!
pnutbutternjelly 15
Does it really matter all that much? Things don't have to go back to the way they were. Now that you know how he feels, tell him that you are into him, and follow with another amazing kiss.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You kind of deserve it for thinking he'd remember that if he was so drunk he needed help getting back to his place. And you shouldn't be into someone that gets that drunk, either. There's no appeal to getting drunk at all, much less so drunk that you can't remember your own name. Plus drunks tend to beat on their significant others, so I would run away if I were you. And if he did say that to you last night, it's probably good that he doesn't remember it because he probably said it in a drunken stupor and didn't mean it.
bettyboop428 24
Well aren't you an optimist?
HunterAlpha1 8
umm... yeah, drunk people don't generally remember stuff like that.
ajlabat 3
He remembers, just trying to cover it up because he is embarressed. Tell him how you feel.