Today, I'm over a 1000 miles away from my wife, and she's so upset and angry with me that she doesn't want me to touch her anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife packed the kids up and left for Idaho. I found a letter saying that she misses her paranoid schizo dad and brother, and that she misses me when I'm at work, but can't stand me when I'm home. She is now 1700 miles away, and I'm here alone. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my wife of 22 years moved 2000 miles away to start a new job. She applied in October and never told me. I've never cheated on or abused her, she just said she wanted a new life. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Today, my wife was finally in the mood after 150+ attempts to seduce her and I was drunk to keep it up. Now she's upset and thinks I'm not attracted to her. FML
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Top comments
spinningrecords 14
It’s easy to honor her request when you’re 1000 miles away.
RichardPencil 32
How long are your arms?
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Comments (5)
spinningrecords 14
It’s easy to honor her request when you’re 1000 miles away.
RichardPencil 32
How long are your arms?
Thaylok 17
Nowhere enough info to use here. Why is she mad? And why are you that far away? work? vacationing with a mistress? see a lot we don't know here.
Nazmazh 18
Conveniently, for the time being, that doesn't seem like it should be an issue. In the meantime, you might want to work out why she doesn't want to be touched by you upon your return and if it's something that can be repaired or if you should seriously start plotting out the next steps of your life where you're no longer together on a more permanent basis.
D J's MOM 17
are you sure you worded that correctly? only reason she would be mad is if she thought that you didn't want to touch her... just saying.