Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
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Comments (138)
drewcat21 0
That's when you look him dead in the eye and tell him you haven't shaved in a month and you're on your period. If that doesn't work well you might have to resort to telling him to grow the hell up.
amandajlucas2015 2
No the grow the hell up would have been the first thing out of my mouth
annie_nk 23
Why would you continue to date someone if they're a jackass?
Purplefluff 6
The baby in your profile picture is so cute :-)!!! As for OP dump his ass
annie_nk 23
Thank you!
_krystallynn_ 11
thats really not the time or place to do that. thats disrespectful.. FYL
tishtashbat 16
If you know he's a jackass, why would you bring him to a serious occasion like a family funeral? Especially seeing as it's a family member you aren't that close with, chances are the boyfriend doesn't know him well either, so there was really no need for him to go.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Why did you take the jackass? And why are you dating a jackass?
VaanBasch 1
Girls typically like that sort of trait in a guy.
annie_nk 23
Your knowledge is girls is WAY off.
ebonyirony 29
yeah jackasses get me going.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, there are way too many girls/women dating obvious assholes for his over generalization to be completely wrong.
evig_fml 16
-66 you can see it everyday :l Sadly being raised as a gentlemen isn't always helpful nowadays sometimes just being a jackass gets you better results.
erinchick1 7
Disrespectful asshole! If I were you I would've slapped him!
Purplefluff 6
I agree for any other situation but if you slap someone at a funeral it s gonna bring you unwanted attention
peachyFML 17
Perhaps it would be best to wait until they left.
AZbeastboSS 2
I know! If I was at something sad and my girlfriend did that I would've been like oh no you dont!!!
greenie213 23
You should have sang the Batman theme sing whilst kicking his ass. After the funeral, of course.
agonydrum 7
Maybe he felt that op was sad so he was trying to cheer her up with an amusing song and his fingers
Dcm210 19
He needs a kick in the balls.