Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
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Comments (138)
darawbs 0
Dump that asshole. You can do better.
ChefRonny903 3
Hey having a significant other that loves to flirt with you/be sexual anytime anyplace isn't such a bad thing...atleast he is attracted to you right? Granted singing that song while doing it is super corny and hopefully he didn't get any that night lol... P.S. Sorry about your uncle...he's in a better place now :)
iwadasn 33
"Anyplace anytime" actually is a bad thing when it includes funerals.
ellytoad 13
I'd probably welcome the "entertainment", but I get bored easily. This is amusing. Is this really the same crowd who congratulated that one FML submitter for having such an awesome girlfriend after she punched him (for saying he was a shark for kicks)?
LifelessStars 22
if he's a jackass then why date him to begin with????
Emporer_416 6
He's going to be the next one in a coffin.
ksks1234 33
*casket
djgoreo 12
First time I read through, I saw "brother" instead of "boyfriend." Imagine my astonishment
nevarezromero 6
I'm sorry for your loss.
InfiniIII 6
I hate guys like that...
stitesy29 18
As a Simpsons fan, I think your boyfriend's awesome!!
Attica 20
THAT'S what you took from this fml? It's a FUNERAL! Very, very wrong time and place. He's not awesome, he's a jerk!
hopef33110 7
I'd be so pissed that's just messed up I swear ppl gotta learn respect