Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
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Comments (138)
CeltHound 14
Dump him.......now!
rebelliousshroom 12
Dump him. The fact that you consider this an FML, proves that you deserve someone better.
daniel_west 6
DUMP HIM! DUMP HIM! Seriously though, what a perv.
Attica 20
I'm sorry for your loss, OP. I'm also sorry that your boyfriend was such a jerk when he should have been supportive, or at the bare minimum, at least stayed silent and not bothered you like that. I'd have kicked his ass down the block and broken up with him after behaviour like that.
gloooooria 14
If your bf is such a jack-ass... Why are you still with him? O_o My respect to your Uncle and family.
ambear26 14
"spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does can he fly through the air ? No he can't he's a pig naaaa look out for spider pig" I like that song. But at that moment and trying to do that? Ugh I would've slapped him. Honestly op it's okay to be single:)
strawberryspacejam 11
you need to give this guy a lesson on manners. a long one
dellam 3
Frigit
ittybitttyme 8
Did that one to yourself Hun, dump the mo fo
HotsyTotsy 8
Dump him. Now. What a dick.