Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
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Comments (138)
cbobrob 3
spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. does he try to go up your skirt while you're at your uncle's funeral? yes he does, he's a pig.
kd1373 19
So true
hopef33110 7
that's messed up!
Badpesci 10
Why is he at the funeral?
Roxas2898 4
Haha, girls and your jackasses. It's getting ******* ridiculous, I'm seriously starting to have to depress girls just to bag one of you
sectorleader 2
YDI for continuing to date the guy. And bringing him to a funeral knowing his characteristics. Decision making doesn't seem to be your strong suit.
tenfiftynine 12
My boyfriend is just like OP's: childish. But do you really think OP would of thought he would act that way at a funeral. Of course not she doesn't deserve it
Fisheyedfool7 2
Well, you sure picked a winner there.
skyeyez9 25
he was trying to cheer you up the only way he knew how, even though it was awkward and immature on his part. You should have pulled him aside and warned him to knock it off. And date nice guys from now on! There are plenty of single Nice, mature guys out there.
jayhawkchik 4
Why the hell are you dating a jackass?
madisonrose626 5
YDI for even being with the ass
lostfaithinpppl 19
Why are you dating him, OP?