Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed up at my grandmother's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-shirt. When I took him aside asked him what the hell he was thinking, he lost his temper and stormed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML
Today, I went to my uncle's funeral. His eulogy was ruined by an annoying little kid repeatedly talking over the pastor, who didn't pause for anything, no matter how many times his parents told him to stop. The complimentary lunch was horrible, and the hearse driving him to the cemetery got into an accident. FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
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Comments (138)
Cryptic17_fml 4
Mabye you should close your legs then. And if he is going up the side hold your skirt down?
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Are you ******* stupid? Gtfo.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Disrespectful. Should have slapped him on the account of your uncle and your own.
RussianFox 13
So you know he's a jackass. Why did you even date him in the first place?
AllThingsBright_ 11
Seriously, how old is this little boy? He sounds immature as ****.
gc327072 31
I bet he plays Call of Duty too. And has xX Xx around his name.
PinkieKeen 20
-35 xXONEHITKILLERXx? Sounds about right.
DarkHelmet 10
Why would u bring a jackass boyfriend to a relatives funeral knowing he's a jackass and that he would conduct shenanigans
DjeePee 25
The real question is: why would you have a jackass boyfriend?
Maraudera 6
Or why would you CONTINUE to date him?
RedPillSucks 33
I just want to know what the hell is a Shenanigan. When I used a dictionary, it said something about "tomfoolery". WTF and FYL.
TheWindowLicker 13
I would describe shenanigans as wacky antics, Pill.
Fishinaddict22 1
I'm going to pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans.
DatRealAssTruth 3
Awesome movie
evig_fml 16
Shenanigans is a restaurant with a bunch of nicknacks on the wall :3
stargazur 9
I love the word shenanigans, it's right up there with serendipity.
0RedPenguin0 8
Funerals are not the place for that sort of thing. Take him outside.
onlychildFTW 34
Take him out to the wood shed for a beating. That's very disrespectful no matter who's funeral it is.
amandajlucas2015 2
I would have grabbed him by the arm and dragged him to the car and treated him like the child he was being and told him to sit in the car till the funeral was over
MasterTron 24
Sounds like you picked a keeper, dump his ass if he's going to be disrespectful to your family.
tswizz 13
Dump him. That's the solution to everyone's problems isn't it?
Melissa92_fml 13
No but the fact that he has no respect for her family, especially in that sort of situation says a lot for OP's boyfriend (hopefully ex) and warrants dumping. Also, I agree with the other posts, if you call your own boyfriend a jackass OP why would you even date him?
zandalee 20
Your boyfriend sounds fabulous! You are lucky to have one who is so funny.
funnynesh 10
If you were trying to be sarcastic, it failed. If you were being serious, you have a horrible sense of humor.
Tezoma 28
Assuming you were bring serious, then I can't say I agree with your at all. Taking into consideration the time and place, this wasn't at all appropriate behavior. If not.. Well, it just wasn't funny.
Tezoma 28
Being. I apologize. My phone hates me.
BeforeItWasCool 12
If this IS sarcasm it's very difficult to tell. If so, nice attempt. If not thats sick. Someone's died and it's beyond disrespectful. There's no humorous aspect in that v
BeforeItWasCool 12
Minus the V, damn phone.
jtsyanks 2
how do you not know this is sarcasm? retards
pop7467 7
I really hope you were trying to be sarcastic, if not you should seek mental help
sheethapins 13
80... Did you even READ what they said? To the box of shame with ye.
jtsyanks 2
no i just decided to randomly scroll through the comments and not read any of them and then make a random comment for no reason.
t765234 10
117- That's what it seems like to me.
jtsyanks 2
cool. story. bro.
PoopingUnicorns 4
U like the same sex don't u
moliknz 26
Why does no one else love this? I would love to have a boyfriend that made me laugh during a hard time like that, but my sense of humor is a bit twisted.
outsidehitter7 9
You deserve it for choosing to be with a dumbass!!
flutter4 7
I know. It's just rediculous how some people act.
IOmnomHard 10
Guys who are always trying to be funny/sexual, especially at inappropriate times, are horrible to date. They're never serious when they need to be.
selahsmithereens 1
Well to give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he didn't really know the uncle either, as even OP wasn't really close with her relative. It might have just been his way to react to the slightly awkward situation of being at a funeral of someone you never met. Stupid reaction but sometimes people act inappropriately out of stress.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
..... A reaction to stress is to put your hand up your girlfriends' skirt?
RedPillSucks 33
I wonder if that would work in other situations... Officer: Police! Hands in the air!! BF: *puts hands up OPs skirt*
Llama_Face89 34
Give him the benefit of the doubt for trying to score at a damn funeral? Yea, I think not. There's a time and a place.
HeyArnold91 8
Right song, wrong place and time
ViQValentine 3
Inappropriately timed attempt at romance. Did people stare? xD
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It's not funny.... He was being incredibly rude and disrespectful.
Ajwc101 24
How is singing Spider Pig well moving your hand up your girlfriends skirt romantic?
ktc24 3
Romance? You've been seeing the wrong sorta ppl if you think that's an attempt at romance...
KiddNYC1O 22
Romantic? It's just hot. But inappropriate.