Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
schwancy 2
Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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Comments (128)
TunaFlavoredFing 0
She did you a favor.
Ricanguy90 0
Dude my mom died from cancer in 2008...stick by her side all the way bro and **** that bitch by the way her dog died to get away from a shitty owner
fml98kevin 4
ik what its like, op. my mom had cancer when i was young, and she lived. fight on!
hateevryone 15
that dumb bitch dumped you because of a dog. and your mom has cancer
lifeisabitch43 4
Who has a funeral for a dog anyway? My dog got euthanised on 9/11/2001 (strange enough), and we just cremated him and got a new one.
fml98kevin 4
ik how it feels, man. my mom had cancer, and she lived! tell her not to stop fighting; from Kevin.
chahacha599 0
freedom!
Anoniiiime 7
she sucks that sucks im sorry but your life sucks
aladdin2502 7
I wish u guys the best
TheEpicPies 15
So then that just makes her the insensitive bastard.