Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
I'm going to assume she was lying and was the one who stole your stuff, right? I've never heard of inspections during fire drills... anyway, hopefully you remember what she looks like for a good police sketch.
AeryFairy 10
That's a bit of a dumb thing to say on a website called '**** my life'...
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Comments (92)
TheKitsune 0
Figures that you're from Massachusetts. Try being smart.
budster1993 2
ok but how the he'll are posting this?? without a computer!!!!!!!
Jlevrt 0
#56 wins
rampatmonkey 7
dude, the op is in a DORM. as in AT A UNIVERSITY/COLLEGE. where they have things like COMPUTER LABS. dumbass
BeachPanda 0
if they were gonna have an official inspection, wouldnt they have a master key or a key for every room?
mylifesgay 0
ydi for believing some random lady in the hall =P
cadbury1987 0
you idiot
maxamus951852 3
i think most of you are missing the point.. i think the lady was legit, thats why OP believed her.. but somebody else in the dorms knew that ppl were gonna leave their doors unlocked so they went and stole some shit
ph8eyerucker 3
Thats sucks i would make the school pay for it
cjlerch 29
Keep in mind that, if they were inspecting, they'd tell you most likely, and they'd have a key if it WAS locked. Just some stuff to think about.
Celestia1982 5
You believed some random stranger...why?!? YDI for not having common sense.