YoshiSqu4d
Today, someone tripped the fire alarm at the hotel I'm currently staying at while I was taking a shit. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Entity303
India
Damp, dark night
Today, I'm staying in a hotel. The power went out while I was having a shower. So I waited for it to come back on, until an announcement came over the fire alarm, "Due to generating failure, the power will be off for the rest of the night. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused, and have a good night." FML
wellhellothere
United States
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Mel Cluze
Fire!
Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML
justme
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
No smoke, no fire
Today, I was about to take a dump when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
Drill Drilled
Lake Elsinore, United States
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Username
France
Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML
Crap
Toronto, Canada
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Crap
Seminole, United States
Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML
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jkjorn 18
Ugh, that happened to me once at work. It turned out just to be a drill but I got yelled at for ruining my department's evacuation response time. Hey, I was in the middle of evacuating my bowels, shouldn't that count?
Samantha Glennie 25
Well that’s a shitty situation
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Thor son of odin 1
that is fine enjoy your moment
Samantha Glennie 25
Well that’s a shitty situation
jkjorn 18
Ugh, that happened to me once at work. It turned out just to be a drill but I got yelled at for ruining my department's evacuation response time. Hey, I was in the middle of evacuating my bowels, shouldn't that count?
raven_of_azarath 35
When I was living in a dorm for college, there was one night the fire alarm went off 3 times in 2 hours. The first one went off right as I was stepping into the shower, so I ended up spending those 2 hours outside in the cold wearing just a robe.
HokieJ 10
Pinch it off and get to safety!
zeeba_neighba 10
So? I usually sleep through those. Could be worse: what if you were just about to have a screaming ******? That would be an FML.
YoshiSqu4d 17
It's been a while since that happens, but I feel the need to mention that I was in that hotel because a tree fell on my house right at the end of May 2019, double FML, and I was in there for 3 months because the county took their sweet time approving the building permit so the contractors could actually begin work, triple FML. Oh yeah, and this wasn't the only time the alarm went off. One time it was set off by some guy smoking weed, but I wasn't in the middle of a dump, lol.