Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a fire alarm in my dorm. Just as I was leaving my room, a lady in the hallway told me that it was a drill and they'd be inspecting rooms, so I would need to leave my door unlocked. When I came back, my room was trashed and my laptop, speakers, and jewelry were gone. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I was making dinner when the smoke alarm started going off. I opened all the windows and stood there waving a towel at it like an idiot. Then I realized that the alarm was coming from the apartment next door. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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cars819 0
how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail
philpip 7
haha woops!
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philpip 7
haha woops!
blocparty 0
looks like those technicians failed their classes
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Blame it on the goose, gottcha feeling loose, blame it on the technician, got your neighbours bitchin! Get back in the kitchen!
ily1210 10
well, yeah. id wanna kill you too. lmfao
XxDevilxXGt 26
ahah well that's a fun rhyme..
GamerGoddess 0
take out the battery
KingDingALing 9
Lmao, 29 xD But how the hell does "bumping" into the fire alarm set it off? Everywhere I go, there's a casing around every fire alarm or you have to pull it, to set it off.
ShadyFTW1 0
u blonde
ShadyFTW1 0
u blonde
starile 20
People like you majorly suck, OP. I empathize with your dorm mates.
krazygirl100 9
"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #<(^_^<) But then I was like... (>^#^<) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. <(*.*<) So I threw it at you (>^_^<). <(#.*)> It hit your face.
Metalman69 0
at least you didnt start anything on fire. but you prob should have, like use one of your dorm matrs.
turtlemansam 6
I would laugh if it was really just someone playing "Stealth" on there iPhone.
ZuRG_fml 7
Regardless of not setting anything on fire, it's x10 better that she didn't hit the sprinklers in the process. I heard tell of a jackass who was line-drying laundry on his/her sprinkler and set it off while removing. Every room on two floors had their sprinklers triggered by it, resulting in 50 gal/min of this tar-black water being sprayed over EVERYTHING owned by ~80 people.
skibutter 1
This was on zoey 101! gosh
SkullCanddi 0
That Happened To Me But In A McDonalds C(x Stupid Emergency Exit Doors
Thoko_fml 0
Why The Hell Are You Talking Like This? Oh, and YDI.
twinny_sc 13
This happened in my dorm at 2 a.m. during finals week. That girl disappeared. Good luck on trying to stay alive OP. :D
aardvarkish 17
Nothing a couple ounces of skunk weed couldn't solve.
A_Khalifa 0
WTF? skunk weed? really? wow. ORANGE KUSH FTW
Shookitup 0
Psh who cares? it's college, everyone's usually up at that time anyways.
Shookitup 0
*all of the time, XP sorry
sparkz2010 0
ur hot
doink 0
Two hours of any annoying sound would piss me off.
A_Khalifa 0
I like you.....r glasses. they're very attractive..
perdix 31
Shouldn't they unleash their wrath on the incompetent technicians? If all else fails and the mob is converging on you, do like Glenn Beck and the Tea Partyers: Blame Obama!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey now, if it weren't for Obama we might still have technicians that actually fix things!
smartalek 2
Perdix: I love you (: everytime I see your post I SMILE.
cars819 0
how would they not know how to turn it off?? technician fail
ass2mouth 0
tell all the girls in ur dorm I can make it up 2 em'
Juneyah1017 9
the girls wanna kill you in a sexual way becausebyou saved them another day from an exam. :)