Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
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sugarbabyxoxo 2
lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah
deathartisan 0
hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you
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Comments (220)
vtranchitella14 3
you don't?
animal65 0
my boyfriend once said something to me in french while i was giving head.. turns out he said 'suck it harder mouse bitch' ahh must be love <3
aRm95 0
lmfao!!!
hellojello11790 0
i bet there was no meat in da sandwich
ragsy 7
You have your fantasies, he has his. Give him this small indulgence, and who knows what kink of yours he'll be game for.
perdix 31
myman, look at her profile. She is obviously female. The question of whether she's given a ******** remains to be answered. I'd like to know what she would want to hear when she's got those beautiful, full lips wrapped around, er, um, … , someone's rock-hard rod.
esh_4 0
easy explanation. see Dane Cook's "My dick feels like corn"
wtf20007 10
haha Dane cook ftw! he is my god!,
tman9497 0
lol maybe it's his first time
jsdtkid 0
bite that sandwich lmao
tp4bunghole 0
wow that's bad for you to have a perverted boyfriend like that and make him learn a lesson don't give him head till he says sorry that's it