Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
to be fair though, Ops coworker is an incredibly sexy yawner.
The_Ikon211 11
palmala handerson always helps take the edge off.
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Comments (54)
Dune1988 18
Thats a fabulous imagination right there op. Im almost to the same point myself.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
time to use your hand
GAeroNKissR 26
Maybe he's used to women yawning during sex...in which case, F both YL
TMWhisp 22
*Michael Kelso voice* BURN!!
pandaxpress 19
If I were a sexually deprived guy, I would do the same. If it fits, it sits!
vikky538 29
Don't watch a lot of ****.
jumpshot32 11
If you're quick enough, surprise ********.
TMWhisp 22
No.
az2015 9
aw so sad for you.. I'm a girl and it been for ever for me.
xTommytheGUNx 15
prepare yourself...the teenage boys are coming
kenwolfy 14
Nice
mitoito68 6
you are stupid as hell. how come they put this shit here???
fml510605 16
You got a boner cause you imagined your **** in her mouth and instead of yawning shes actually gaging