Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, a co-worker verbally abused me because I yawned. His excuse was that, "It's contagious". FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
to be fair though, Ops coworker is an incredibly sexy yawner.
The_Ikon211 11
palmala handerson always helps take the edge off.
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Comments (54)
spacefish966 18
They say when you have a big yawn...you let your inner **** star out
fuxtix 17
I hope he didn't mind...!
tigerman65 6
Maybe next week they will eat a banana for you.
fmlrulesBolt 14
That is sad
gobiteme2 34
Next time someone starts yawning close your eyes and place fingers firmly into your ears
Enslaved 38
Well, maybe it's because subconsciously you associate yawning with your co-worker wanting to go to bed?
moocowmilk0 19
mmm dat yawn so hot
TMWhisp 22
Maybe you should try out the five knuckle shuffle to release your sexual tension?
captainsmegma 12
Time to head to the bathroom and take things in hand, if you get my drift.
howneatisthat 10
Any yawn is a ******** If you're quick enough OP...