Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML
Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
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why___me3 9
Sounds like one of those weird hormone things that happen during pregnancy, as long as you don’t act on them it’ll fade away
cuz803 46
Look at it as an intrusive thought and disregard the feeling quickly. Don't even dare to make a move a cheat. maybe try continuing getting busy with your spouse if you aren't. Don't think too much of the dream. It was just a dream. Just don't cheat, please.
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Comments (7)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hey, how you doin'?
cuz803 46
Look at it as an intrusive thought and disregard the feeling quickly. Don't even dare to make a move a cheat. maybe try continuing getting busy with your spouse if you aren't. Don't think too much of the dream. It was just a dream. Just don't cheat, please.
Nikki 17
Wait are you the spouse?
why___me3 9
Sounds like one of those weird hormone things that happen during pregnancy, as long as you don’t act on them it’ll fade away
RichardPencil 32
Are your dreams telling you something?
tiptoppc 21
They say dreams are the gateway to the soul. This one feels like the gateway to divorce. So don’t open that gate!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're pregnant? It's probably just hormones, then. It's okay, it happens. :) As long as you don't act on it, you're fine lol
mambamami15 2
having crushes is fun