Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my sketchbook full of realistic dicks. She woke me up to show me with concern, and the page she showed as an example was specifically someone getting a handjob. For context, I draw lewd stuff for the laughs, and being an artist just makes it not work out in my favor. She now thinks I am a perv. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, my mom found my anime drawings and tore them up because she “didn’t raise some filthy porn artist.” I admit the pictures were kind of porny, but I’m an artist and those images were done to my customer's very specific description. My mom just cost me weeks of detailed drawing and £2000. FML
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Top comments
THEMTCHELL 0
so u don't like my drawings.....
FYLDeep 26
They didn't find your bondage gear though, right?
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Comments (76)
Celesta 11
Why were your parents going through your purse in the first place?
TeenieAmerica 9
I'd be less concerned about the parents and more concerned about who the hell put those drawings in there...
Wolfhowl85 3
Admit it... you like furry ****.
macskapingvin 0
more like scaly
DevinskiLopez 0
#30 is correct
chorzo 0
Oh , I was wondering where i had put them. ship them back I'll pay the fedex
bizzarmind 0
I am a writer, and if you don't want them, I do. It will make for an interesting story! My email is [email protected]
boopityboppity 11
You need to possess them to write about them?
tristangage 0
'Writer' clearly means 'man with less than ordinary fetishes' here. 'Interesting story' clearly means 'freaky s&m fantasy'. E-mail is clearly an e-mail.
davek 36
If I told you where they probably came from, I'd be breaking rules 1 & 2.
HomeAl0ne 20
They are concept drawings for a new line of plastic Dino-gurl (TM) toys. The one where she's posing with someone about to hit her with a paddle is a Spankmasaurus. And the one with a large butt plug is a Megasaurus.
brixcheese 0
mega-sore-ass :)
InCrediFuqAmaZin 0
that's hot rawr >:]
DVecc 0
looks like /?/ (rule 1) has struck you with furry ****
jakegryan 0
bamb and repoast /b/astards also rule 34
Dynoblaze 1
sounds dinomite post it on 4 chan
Zebidee 9
Considering you weren't paying attention to your purse long enough for someone to put them there, and again for your parents to go rummaging through it, maybe you should concentrate on looking after your stuff better?
TeenieAmerica 9
People don't leave their purses attended to at every second of every day.